what are YOU laughing at
State Laws Part 2...What makes a great country!
The first laws of the civilized world started with the first civilized people...and then can ALABAMA! These are actual state laws. This is not a drill! Prepare to lol at our most beloved state to lol at.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
(It is well known in Alabama if you want to see a redneck run offer him a job)
You may not drive barefooted.
(Nough said! The first pair of shoes they get is when they turn 16?)
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
( Can I play Poker intest?)
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
(Yet I have seen then wear their "sunday best" bibs and straw hats)
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
(Now this is a major issue with civilized people I know but you got to know this is just gross.)
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
(What is I do not have a lantern attacted?)
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
(This is to keep from having a brain freeze I think)
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
(Hmmm, they HAD to put that in the books?)
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
(It is well known in Alabama if you want to see a redneck run offer him a job)
You may not drive barefooted.
(Nough said! The first pair of shoes they get is when they turn 16?)
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
( Can I play Poker intest?)
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
(Yet I have seen then wear their "sunday best" bibs and straw hats)
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
(Now this is a major issue with civilized people I know but you got to know this is just gross.)
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
(What is I do not have a lantern attacted?)
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
(This is to keep from having a brain freeze I think)
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
(Hmmm, they HAD to put that in the books?)
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Permalink Reply by Roland Taylor (Network Creator?) on -
wow!
these are amazing! lol
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Permalink Reply by Roland Taylor (Network Creator?) on
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the last one:
really? what if they are blindfolded before???
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