Christi's Page O'Fun

Hometown:

Summerville SC

Country

USA

Joke

I'm Not Happy

Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver
of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... Sometimes, life seems like...um,
suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car
and I get out of my car.

He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close
at me he looks up in my face and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him
and I said, "Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?"

........and that's when the fight started.


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Relationship Status:

Married

About Me:

If you met me between April 9th, 1969 and September 29th, 1990 then you would know me as Christi Ann Watts.

However if you met me after September 29th, 1990 you would know me as Christi Watts Redden. Even though I divorced the idiot I married, I kept the last name because my lawyer said it would confuse my son Jamie, (then 2) if we didn’t have the same last name. And now it is Christi Watts Redden Ehlinger. I married Eric Ehlinger (class of'93). That is a lot of names. But since so many people know me by my first married name, how will they know me if it’s not in there. They never knew my as a Watts. I don’t know what to do about that, maybe I’ll figure it out one day.

I graduated from Greenwood High in 1987!!! My word…I’m old. That was such a LONG time ago!! This year was my 20 year reunion, I didn’t go though. Just couldn’t make it.

I’m now 38 (39 in April) and a stay home mother of two boys. Jamie was 17 on New Year’s Eve 2007, and Ethan was 4 December 10th, 2007. Yes 13 years apart…started over!

We are just one big happy family…yeah right. No, really we are…sort of. LOL Well as happy as you can be with a teenager and a 4 year old.

We are about to move to the Charleston SC area. I've been packing for a week and get stuff ready to have a yard sale. i've never moved 3 hours away before! It's hard work!!

Ethan has Autism so that is a big part of our life. We are always dealing with that and trying to find out as much as we can about it. What to do with him and for him to make his life and ours easier. It is a never ending battle, but we get through it somehow.

That is about all there is to me.

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Website:

http://mothersofautistickids.ning.com/

Favorite Music:

I like all kinds of music country, pop, oldies, classic rock but my absolute favorite is...80's...it was the best!!

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Favorite TV Shows:

To many good shows...not enough time.

But I love Dancing With The Stars, Samantha Who, Two & 1/2 Men, How I met Your Mother, Rules Of Engagement, Bones, Nip Tuck, The Shield (if that still comes on), Rescue Me, Law & Order SVU, Private Practice, Ugly Betty, ER, Women's Murder Club (great books too...James Patterson is awesome!), Desperate Housewives, Shark, Brothers & Sisters, and there are several that were canceled too like Crossing Jordan (miss that, hate they didn't wrap it up before they took it off the air), Justice, The Nine, and Windfall just to name a few.

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Humour type:

Any

Joker, Jokee, or Spoil Sport

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