Recently widowed loving mom for 3 nearly grown children, just trying to get them through college. Trying to stay positve and live in the moment. This is probably a good thing for me, I really need to laugh.
Favorite Music:
classical, Christian, sacred, alternative, jazz, 70's rock
Favorite TV Shows:
None. I watch mainly PBS, news, Food network, documentaries
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him,
'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing,
she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God,
'What will a woman like this cost?'
Here's the funniest part, turns out we do pass on behaviour's etc. Through the other chemicals in our body. While it's not fully understood, it is known to happen. Keep laughing for happy children =)
Are you smarter than your right foot?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again
to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed
in y…
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him,
'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing,
she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God,
'What will a woman like this cost?'
God replied,
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked,
'What can I get for a rib?'
Of course the rest is history............!!!!
Have a blessed Thursday.
Hugs,
Diana
Sorry my welcome has come so late!
I hope this network can be an oasis for you. Laughter has helped me through tough times.