I dont have on right now but will work on something. I am a blonde so it may take me awhile. LOL
Relationship Status:
Married
About Me:
I am a mother of three children ages 16,13 and 9. I married my high school sweetheart who is a truck driver. We have been married now for 21 wonderful years.
Favorite Music:
I love praise and worship. I am a soloist for the San Antonio Parks and Recreation and sing on the Praise Team at church. I do however love a variety of music because its not about the music in the background its all about the words.
Favorite TV Shows:
I like the Apprentice, American Idol, Law and Order, and other Inspirational shows on TBN. I dont watch a lot of TV because I feel my focus should be on family and on God.
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him,
'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing,
she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God,
'What will a woman like this cost?'
Here's the funniest part, turns out we do pass on behaviour's etc. Through the other chemicals in our body. While it's not fully understood, it is known to happen. Keep laughing for happy children =)
Are you smarter than your right foot?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again
to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed
in...
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SMOOCHES!!!!!!
HAVE A SAFE ONE!!
Have a great night!!
I think blondes are kule.
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him,
'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing,
she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God,
'What will a woman like this cost?'
God replied,
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked,
'What can I get for a rib?'
Of course the rest is history............!!!!
Have a blessed Thursday.
Hugs,
Diana
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