Hi all.
Let's jump right in. I found a script for Ubuntu based distributions called remastersys (and I thought I was the master of my system...), which allows you to create your own distribution (on a live CD!!!).
So here are some ideas.
Based on the Red Hat Name:
Trench Coat Linux.
This one would be for security companies and hug enterprise businesses.
It would feature the gumshoe package manager, as opposed to debian.
Blue Collar Linux.
This one would vote for Hillary Clinton. No further comments.
Top Hat Linux.
This one would come with the rabbit backup software. It will merge itself onto any existing storage media.
Based on Ubuntu
Ratbuntu
This one would use XFCE (which I actually like), but would also feature the pack rat package manager, which will eat any useless software to make space for itself.
Firebuntu.
Based completely on firefox, this one would burn down your house upon installation. Only useful if you live in a glass house and throw stones too.
Thunderbuntu.
This one would be based on thunderbird, and due to the fact that it would render users deaf, would come with no audio support. Sorry, not refundable, or returnable. Who wants a screaming bird anyway.
Based on Ning.
Pizza Hut Linux
Gives you free Pizza, and never runs out. Good for college students.
Advobuntu
This one would be in honour of the advocacy team. It would offer accurate answers at the click of a button.
Rolanduntu
Based on my API, this one would randomly create a new network every few days. It would also render users useless from laughter... you have been warned.
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